From
ICEBERG - the Story of the Throps and the Squallhoots...
Imagine a place where everything is made of ice. There are no trees. There are no rocks. There is only ice.
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It was so cold . . .
we had to stop eating with metal cutlery. Some people walked around for days with spoons or forks stuck to their tongues!
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It was so cold...
hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!
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It was so cold...
roosters were rushing into Kentucky Fried Chicken and begging to use the pressure cooker!
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It was so cold . . .
when I dialed 911, a recorded message said to phone back in the spring!
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It was so cold . . .
the optician was giving away free ice scrapers with every new pair of eyeglasses!
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It was so cold . . .
kids were using a new excuse to stay up late: "But Mom, my pyjamas haven't thawed out yet!"
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It was so cold . . .
the travel agency was advertising tropical vacations in Igloolik!
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It was so cold . . .
pickpockets were sticking their hands in strangers' pockets just to keep them warm!
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It was so cold . . .
the squirrels in the park were throwing themselves at an electric fence!
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It was so cold . . .
I chipped a tooth on my soup!
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It was so cold . . .
Grandpa's teeth were chattering - in the glass!
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It was so cold . . .
the dogs were wearing cats!
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It was so cold . . .
Starbucks was serving coffee on a stick!
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It was so cold . . .
Levi Strauss started manufacturing electric jeans!
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It was so cold . . .
the rats were bribing the alley cats for a snuggle.
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It was so cold . . .
we had to chop up the piano for firewood - but we only got two
chords.
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It was so cold . . .
we had to carry around hammers and chisels so we could get out of our parkas!
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It was so cold...
kids stopped worrying about acne. The new problem - goosepimples!
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It was so cold . . .
when we milked the cows, we got ice cream! When we milked the brown cows - we got chocolate ice cream!
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It was so cold . . .
words froze in the air. If you wanted to hear what someone said, you had to grab a handful of sentences and take them in by the fire!
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It was so cold . . .
the dogs had to put jumper cables on the rabbits - just to get them running!
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It was so cold . . .
Playboy magazine stopped publishing because no women would take their clothes off.
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It was so cold . . .
we pulled everything out of the freezer and huddled inside it to warm up!
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It was so cold . . .
the Husky Association was making emergency service calls to get the dog teams started! Then...
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It was so cold . . .
when we parked the sled, we either had to plug in the dogs - or keep them running in place!
It Was So Cold...
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