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Chilly Weather Reports
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It was so cold . . .
people with traffic tickets would plead guilty and beg for the electric chair!
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It was so cold . . .
the snowflakes froze in the air. Birds hopped from one snowflake to another to get into the trees.
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It was so cold . . .
terrorists started to stockpile weapons-grade hot chocolate!
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It was so cold . . .
the politicians had their hands in their OWN pockets!
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It was so cold...
beauty contestants had to draw pictures of themselves for the swimsuit competition! It was the first time talent was an asset in that event!
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It was so cold . . .
my mail broke when I tried to pry open the envelope!
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It was so cold . . .
UN weapons inspectors suddenly decided that chemical weapons might be hidden in Hawaii!
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It was so cold . . .
I actually enjoyed it when someone spilled scalding hot coffee on my lap!
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It was so cold . . .
Richard Simmons started wearing pants! (Does anyone remember him?)
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It was so cold . . .
Throps and Squallhoots were constantly hugging!
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It was so cold . . .
the fake Rolex sellers were selling fake heaters!
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It was so cold...
Mr. Smith's toupee turned white for the winter!
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It was so cold...
Mr. Bumstead's toupee took off and migrated south!
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It was so cold . . .
my dental fillings became dislodged due to the constant shivering!
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It was so cold . . .
people stopped complaining about the radioactive steam coming out of manholes!
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It was so cold . . .
the muggers were phoning in sick!
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It was so cold . . .
a streaker froze in mid-streak! The town council just stuck a plaque on him and pretended he was a Greek statue until spring.
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It was so cold . . .
when I got sick - Mom had to give me a block of chicken soup!
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It was so cold . . .
the Polar Bears were buying fur coats!
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It was so cold . . .
the snowman knocked on the door and asked to sleep on the couch!
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It was so cold . . .
people with the sniffles had to suck on NyQuil popsicles!
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It was so cold . . .
we didn't clean the house - we just defrosted it!
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It was so cold . . .
you could pick up used vans cheap down at "Ice Cream Vendor Surplus".
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It was so cold . . .
my Dad was wearing golfing gloves on both hands!
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It was so cold . . .
Pamela Anderson was downgraded from "hot" to "tepid".
It Was So Cold...
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