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  1. It was so cold...
    flames froze in the fireplace. Mom would break them off, grind them up, and we'd use the stuff like pepper!

  2. It was so cold...
    we didn't have icicles - we had stalactites!

  3. It was so cold...
    my shadow froze to the ground - when I took a step it snapped right off!

  4. It was so cold...
    the "Erebus" and "Terror" were finally found when someone noticed the water was churning because of the old shivering timbers! They were nervous wrecks!

  5. It was so cold...
    my snowmobile - just like a broken shopping cart - kept veering south.

  6. It was so cold...
    the bergy bits in my bathwater were a navigational hazard to my floaty toys!

  7. It was so cold...
    bad tempered individuals were becoming very popular. People liked to crowd around their hot heads!

  8. It was so cold...
    the police suspended the seatbelt law. Who needs them when you're frozen to the seat?

  9. It was so cold...
    you could cut your breath, square it off, and use the blocks to build an igloo.

  10. It was so cold...
    the politicians at city hall stopped blowing hot air.

  11. It was so cold...
    "spitballs" could kill ya! Spitting was like shooting hailstones!

  12. It was so cold...
    Mom invented a new dessert - Jell-O Crunch!

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  13. It was so cold...
    a glacier was slowly creeping down Main Street!

  14. It was so cold...
    a recent poll in town indicated that 92% of the inhabitants no longer considered global warming a bad thing!

  15. It was so cold...
    when we put frozen pizza in the oven for 25 minutes, we got - frozen pizza!

  16. It was so cold...
    para-medics were checking houses for people trapped under the weight of blankets!

  17. It was so cold...
    nobody needed to buy hair spray. Just spray on a little water, stick your head outside, and that hair ain't goin' nowhere!

  18. It was so cold...
    if you made an ugly face - it stayed that way. Hey! Mom was right all along!

  19. It was so cold...
    the USS Nautilus surfaced through the ice in our neighbor's pool!

  20. It was so cold...
    the radio was broadcasting iceberg warnings to motorists!

  21. It was so cold...
    my rubber ducky refused to get in the tub. It just made that squeaky quack noise and tried to waddle south!

  22. It was so cold . . .
    the crevasses opening up on Front Street were swallowing up cars!

  23. It was so cold...
    the road crews parked the snowplows and brought out the icebreakers!

  24. It was so cold...
    the most popular fad diet was the one that allowed you 24,000 calories a day. Blubber keeps you warm.

  25. It was so cold...
    we stopped calling wooden furniture "furniture". If it would burn - it was just called "heat"!

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