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Chilly Weather Reports
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It was so cold...
anyone with a body temperature near 104°F / 40°C was in danger of being hauled out of their sickbed and used as a heater!
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It was so cold...
Spanish dancers threw away their castanets - they just used their chattering teeth!
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It was so cold...
sitting on that smoldering compost heap wasn't all that bad.
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It was so cold...
the winner of the ice sculpture contest was disqualified when it was discovered he WAS the sculpture!
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It was so cold...
religious leaders were becoming concerned - their congregations were actually liking some of the things they said about Hell!
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It was so cold...
we thought Grandpa had grown a goatee - but it turned out to be just an icicle of frozen drool.
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It was so cold...
kids were telling the most outrageous lies - hoping their pants might catch on
fire!
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It was so cold...
the wind froze! We broke big sections of swirls down and made a bobsled run.
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It was so cold...
everyone was looking for "how to" information on spontaneous combustion!
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It was so cold...
Mommy almost turned into a mummy!
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It was so cold...
kids were fighting for turns on the rotisserie.
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It was so cold...
the boiling point of water went up to 130°C / 266°F!
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It was so cold...
we didn't get frostbitten - we got frostgobbled!
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It was so cold...
the fog froze. We had to tunnel our way to school.
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It was so cold...
the autobody shop was doing a booming business - repairing damage from iceberg collisions.
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It was so cold...
groping in crowds was considered acceptable as long as you were wearing big woolly mittens.
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It was so cold...
Mom panicked - she thought she'd gone grey overnight! It turned out to be just frost.
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It was so cold...
the
cryonics
facility went out of business due to too much competition from Mother Nature!
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It was so cold...
barbers trimmed hair with chisels. If you wanted a lot cut off, they brought out the chain saw.
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It was so cold...
the clouds froze - so we got out the ice axes and crampons and went mountain climbing.
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It was so cold...
vendors at the football game were doing a boomimg business in hot beer.
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It was so cold...
we couldn't go outside for weeks at a time, but we were hoping that cabin fever would raise our body temperature!
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It was so cold...
"hot pants" started selling again - until people figured out they weren't.
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It was so cold...
we needed archaeology skills just to read the newspaper. There we were - hair dryer and tweezers in hand - thawing and carefully peeling off one page at a time.
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It was so cold...
bed bugs promised not to bite - as long as you let them huddle in your jammies!
It Was So Cold...
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