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  1. It was so cold...
    anyone with a body temperature near 104F / 40C was in danger of being hauled out of their sickbed and used as a heater!

  2. It was so cold...
    Spanish dancers threw away their castanets - they just used their chattering teeth!

  3. It was so cold...
    sitting on that smoldering compost heap wasn't all that bad.

  4. It was so cold...
    the winner of the ice sculpture contest was disqualified when it was discovered he WAS the sculpture!

  5. It was so cold...
    religious leaders were becoming concerned - their congregations were actually liking some of the things they said about Hell!

  6. It was so cold...
    we thought Grandpa had grown a goatee - but it turned out to be just an icicle of frozen drool.

  7. It was so cold...
    kids were telling the most outrageous lies - hoping their pants might catch on fire!

  8. It was so cold...
    the wind froze! We broke big sections of swirls down and made a bobsled run.

  9. It was so cold...
    the boiling point of water went up to 130C / 266F!

  10. It was so cold...
    everyone was looking for "how to" information on spontaneous combustion!

  11. It was so cold...
    Mommy almost turned into a mummy!

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  12. It was so cold...
    kids were fighting for turns on the rotisserie.

  13. It was so cold...
    the autobody shop was doing a booming business - repairing damage from iceberg collisions.

  14. It was so cold...
    groping in crowds was considered acceptable as long as you were wearing big woolly mittens.

  15. It was so cold...
    Mom panicked - she thought she'd gone grey overnight! It turned out to be just frost.

  16. It was so cold...
    the cryonics facility went out of business due to too much competition from Mother Nature!

  17. It was so cold...
    barbers trimmed hair with chisels. If you wanted a lot off, they brought out the chain saw.

  18. It was so cold...
    the clouds froze - so we got out the ice axes and crampons and went mountain climbing.

  19. It was so cold...
    football fans were actually ordering hot cocoa at the game.

  20. It was so cold...
    we couldn't go outside for weeks at a time, and we were hoping that cabin fever would raise our body temperature!

  21. It was so cold...
    "hot pants" started selling again - until people figured out they weren't.

  22. It was so cold...
    the fog froze. We had to tunnel our way to school.

  23. It was so cold...
    we didn't get frostbitten - we got frostgobbled!

  24. It was so cold...
    we needed archaeology skills just to read the newspaper. There we were - hair dryer and tweezers in hand - thawing and carefully peeling off one page at a time.

  25. It was so cold...
    bed bugs promised not to bite - as long as you let them huddle in your jammies!


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