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Chilly Weather Reports
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It was so cold...
we had lunch down at the "Greasy Spoon" - just for the heartburn!
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It was so cold...
our aquarium didn't need any glass. The downside? The fish were motionless!
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It was so cold...
the computer store was selling giant keyboards so people could type with mittens!
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It was so cold...
all the kids were picking up extra money pushing people's cars to work!
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It was so cold...
firemen couldn't get to burning buildings because of the crowds of people just wanting to "hang out" somewhere warm!
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It was so cold...
Dad had a new excuse for drinking vodka. "But dear, it's the only thing that's still
liquid!"
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It was so cold...
kissing someone with braces was likely to involve surgical procedures!
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It was so cold...
we understood why rubbing noses was the safest way to show affection.
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It was so cold...
disco dancing became popular again. It wasn't the music - it was the warm lights!
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It was so cold...
eating ice cream was knocked down to number 8 on the list of the top 10 ways to get a brain-freeze!
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It was so cold...
worms were sticking out of the ground like sticks!
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It was so cold...
our table settings included knife, fork, shovel, saw...
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It was so cold...
everybody had a stiff upper lip! Say wot!
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It was so cold...
blanket suffocation became the number one cause of fatalities!
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It was so cold...
Santa's Christmas trip was almost canceled - his reindeer joined the Murres and flew south!
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It was so cold...
we didn't need roller wheels to move the furniture! In fact, if you didn't sit on the couch gently, you could find yourself sledding down the hallway!
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It was so cold...
when Dad tried to sneak upstairs to bed, the crunching sound under his feet would wake us up!
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It was so cold...
Polar Bears were breaking into Churchill's restaurants and demanding hot chocolate!
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It was so cold...
Mother Nature moved out and went south! She's no longer on speaking terms with Father Winter.
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It was so cold...
hockey games added a new penalty. When players stopped moving when they had the puck, it was called "De-icing".
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It was so cold...
"Blockbuster" stopped renting videos - so now it's a shop that thaws food! (Now THAT'S restructuring!)
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It was so cold...
washroom attendants were putting salt boxes beside the toilets!
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It was so cold...
we had to put our skates on to go to the bathroom at night!
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It was so cold...
the orchestra concert was canceled at school. The nurse spent the entire afternoon - steamer in hand - removing instruments from the lips of the brass section!
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It was so cold...
work came to a grinding halt when we found out our funds were frozen.
It Was So Cold...
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